and Landis eats a beetle. Ewwwww! Where did he even find it? Lawrence fished the head out of his mouth, and he was holding the body and wings. How gross!!
Landis, Uncle Paul has now discovered this affordable, delicious protein source, thanks to you, and he will soon publish his own cookbook of Beetle Recipes/Delicacies. Landis, you will soon be able to sample Uncle Paul's good home cooking, as he will visit you in Melbourne next month and babysit you while your parents go out for "date night." So, start rounding up the main course! I Love you! Abuela
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HAHAHAHAHAH.
I'm calling Child Abuse Hotline.
Landis,
Uncle Paul has now discovered this affordable, delicious protein source, thanks to you, and he will soon publish his own cookbook of Beetle Recipes/Delicacies.
Landis, you will soon be able to sample Uncle Paul's good home cooking, as he will visit you in Melbourne next month and babysit you while your parents go out for "date night."
So, start rounding up the main course!
I Love you!
Abuela
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